How to Tell Whether You are Republican or Democrat?

Here's a little, silly quiz to see which party best suits your needs.
1. If you see a little child wandering along a busy highway, do you:
    a. readjust your mirror and keep on going
    b. pull over, call 911, try to get to child before they get hurt.
    .

2. You believe that :
    a. women are sex machines and do not deserve contraception because they will really act out.
    b. contraception is useful to help women and their families achieve a higher standard of living.

3. You hear that a bus load of illegal immigrants is heading to your town's processing center:
    a. get out your protest signs and go yell at them to go home!
    b. organize a group of people from your church to collect clothing, toys, food items to donate to the             center.

4. You see a same-sex couple coming down the courthouse steps with their marriage license and family.
    a. you yell at them and tell them they are going to hell
    b. you smile and think how great America is becoming.

If you answered a then you aren't a Democrat.